Dad: There’s a monster in the cupboard.
Mum: I’ve sent it away.
Dad: A policeman up ahead, he’s watching you.
Mum: I’ll cuddle you in bed.
Dad: I’ve poisoned your pet.
Mum: I’ll take him to the vet.
Dad: I’ve put on a scary movie.
Mum: Let’s watch a kids film instead.
Dad: There’s no more food to eat.
Mum: Just one more sweet.
Dad: Look at the pictures on my camera, son
Mum: I’m reading “Room on the Broom”.
Dad: Just go to sleep!
Mum: I’ll hold your hand until you drift.
Mums are like goddesses, Venus de Milos
Dads are from Mars,
thank goodness together they made a bright star,